01

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Calgary is Canadian version of Texas. Every year Stampede comes to town and everybody dresses like a cowboy/cowgirl. This is the last time you see me wearing a cowboy hat. I swear.

02

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Heather. I work with her. I think she was trying to kidnap that child.

03

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

My private jets.

04

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Yahoo! Very nice. Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!

05

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Marching band, remind me of my college band and friends.

06

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

I found an alien. I think the Alien was trying to brainwash Tom. By the way I work with Tom. My job is to listen to his dirty jokes and react whatever he says. Also my job includes cleaning his office, as well as cleaning coffee spill on his glass door. Oh I can't forget, I will be cleaning coffee stain on the carpet next week.

07

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

This big bull eats horse poop. FYI, there were about 750 horses.

08

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Native Indians. They don't lie. I don't know why Japanese people say that.

09

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

I am certainly suing this guy for preventing me to get a good shot of the hot woman.

10

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Fearless raider.

11

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Tom and his daughter.

12

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Baths 25 cents? Dude, are you Mike Skinner? Ok, nobody gets this joke unless you are a NASCAR fan... Now I am worried that even NASCAR fans wouldn't get my joke. That was horrible.

13

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

My private security service.

14

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

My new car. This car is awesome, because I can ride over other cars in traffic. No coming late work.

15

Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07

Come to your daddy. I think it's time to quit my current job. I am becoming like Tom…

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