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Stampede Parade | 2006-07-07
Calgary is Canadian version of Texas. Every year Stampede comes to town and everybody dresses like a cowboy/cowgirl. This is the last time you see me wearing a cowboy hat. I swear.
Calgary is Canadian version of Texas. Every year Stampede comes to town and everybody dresses like a cowboy/cowgirl. This is the last time you see me wearing a cowboy hat. I swear.
Heather. I work with her. I think she was trying to kidnap that child.
My private jets.
Yahoo! Very nice. Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
Marching band, remind me of my college band and friends.
I found an alien. I think the Alien was trying to brainwash Tom. By the way I work with Tom. My job is to listen to his dirty jokes and react whatever he says. Also my job includes cleaning his office, as well as cleaning coffee spill on his glass door. Oh I can't forget, I will be cleaning coffee stain on the carpet next week.
This big bull eats horse poop. FYI, there were about 750 horses.
Native Indians. They don't lie. I don't know why Japanese people say that.
I am certainly suing this guy for preventing me to get a good shot of the hot woman.
Fearless raider.
Tom and his daughter.
Baths 25 cents? Dude, are you Mike Skinner? Ok, nobody gets this joke unless you are a NASCAR fan... Now I am worried that even NASCAR fans wouldn't get my joke. That was horrible.
My private security service.
My new car. This car is awesome, because I can ride over other cars in traffic. No coming late work.
Come to your daddy. I think it's time to quit my current job. I am becoming like Tom…