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Color of Sky | 2009-02-05
Well it is time for some funny quote again.
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Color of Sky | 2009-02-05
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." by Josh Billings
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Color of Sky | 2009-02-18
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." by Erma Bombeck
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Color of Sky | 2009-02-20
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running." by Groucho Marx
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Color of Sky | 2009-05-16
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." by Steven Wright
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Color of Sky | 2009-07-03
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." by P. J. O'Rourke
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Color of Sky | 2009-07-03
"Fashions have done more harm than revolutions." by Victor Hugo
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Color of Sky | 2009-08-02
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." by Lily Tomlin
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Color of Sky | 2009-08-09
"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." by Paula Poundstone
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Color of Sky | 2009-08-22
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do" by W. C. Fields
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Color of Sky | 2009-08-22
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do." by Will Rogers
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Color of Sky | 2009-09-01
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." by George Burns
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